Sometimes I need to turn up the music really loud so it has no choice but to go in my ears and dance around a little bit. If it’s too quiet, it’ll pass my ears and I’ll sit there, having music on and craving some musicy goodness. It’s weird. I kind of tell myself, “you dumbass, the music is ON!” But the dumbass does not listen, naturally. I am oh-so stubborn. So I finally just turned it up and sat at my desk with my shoulders bopping around for about six minutes until I whipped out my ol’ pal textedit to entertain me with it’s vast whitespace.
I should probably go through the CD spool that is on my desk. I mean, there are probably Hilary Duff CDs in it or something. Yes, okay, I liked Hilary Duff. But it was in like THIRD GRADE. Don’t judge me, okay? 
Okay, so let’s see what’s in here. You are coming along for the ride, if you were wondering. So we’ve got the usual, some Nancy Drew games and Microsoft XP installation disks. WHAT IS THIS? A mixed CD in 6th grade Marissa handwriting? *inserts CD into computer*
Oh. My. God. This is the worst thing in the world. This is a rap song. “SHAKE YOUR BODY LIKE A BELLY DANCER”!? Wow. “Lookin’ boodylicious and jinglin’.” I must go to the next song, honestly. The next three are Black Eyed Peas songs, okay. “Track 04″ is some guy singing “switch!” over and over again. There is a girl in the background who keeps saying, “ooh la la!” He has a question, that he needs to ask somebody. This is weird.
Track 05, okay, playing. “She take my money, when I’m in neeeed.” GOLDDIGGER I REMEMBER THIS SONG. “Now I ain’t saying she a golddigger…” Next song, please. Okay, so silence so far. Whispers. OH, it’s by “Akon and Young Jesus!” Hear that, N-Dawg? Young Jesus! Hey guys, so, if you’re looking for him, he’ll be on the block. And just a hint, somebody’s ass is gonna get “popped”. Whatever that means.
Track 07 would be nice. Black Eyed Peas, okay, wonderful. *skips* UM WHAT IT’S THE SAME SONG WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?
Some dude is laughing in Track 09. I think it’s that song by the Gorillaz. What a blast from the past, man oh man! Ooh, so Track 10 sounds promising. OH MY GOD I HAVE EMINEM ON A CD. “Straighten up little soldier!” I actually kind of like that song. He is gone, you know, but he wants to give you the life you’ve never had. If your name is Hailey, of course.
OH. MY. GOD. GUYS. The last song. It’s RICH GIRL by GWEN STEFANI. “I’d have all the money in the world, if I were a wealthy girl.” Wow, okay, thanks for the information. You guys, I am so ashamed of this. LOL I just got an IM from Marina. (Background info really quick, I use this setting a lot where you can see what I’m listening so it would say “Rainbow Veins – Owl City” if I were listening to Owl City. But I was listening to Track 11, so it said, “Track 11 -” This was what Marina said to me: “OMG I LOVE THE SONG YOU’RE LISTENING TOO! XD” Oh, if only she knew. You wanna be a rich girl, Marina?
So, are you guys ready for the awesomeness that is the title of this CD? “Marissa’s ALLTIME favorites.” Oh definitely. Songs about asses popping all over the place like popcorn and jiggling belly dancer bellies. These are my favorite songs of all time. Never has a a mixed CD ever gotten close to beating the awesomeness of this one. I should hang it up. On my wall! Oh yes, I know now. In my locker. Frame it, maybe. (Sorry, I’m getting a bit carried away. That happens.) 
PS. I went an entire blog without making a sexual joke. DO NOT SAY THAT BELLY DANCERS IS A SEXUAL JOKE BECAUSE IT IS NOT MY JOKE. Wow, there are a lot of capital letters in this blog. Well, whatever, I am excited and frustrated and ashamed and in love and that means ALL CAPS, people of awesome!
Holy shit, that second-to-last paragraph was hilarious. I ROFLMAOLOLALd. (remember that? xD)
I am happy to say I don’t know ANY of those songs. That was my serious country music phase, and I steered clear of all poppin’ Jesi booties.
<3, right on time, how creepy!
That was amazing,
You know most of my witty comments already.
I am gone of ideas.
You just told me to wait a second.
What could you be doing?
Fighting the urge to say something sexual?
That is doubtful.
What day is it?
It is Monday, you are at your dads, so you are not hugging lucy.
I guess you’re just being M and doing stuff online.
NOT SEXUALLY OF COURSE!
Gosh I can’t even make a whole comment without a sexual phrase.
I HATE TYPOS TOO! I almost made one with the wrong you’re somewhere up there!
Oh dear me. That’s one heck of an embarrassing mix cd. When I was at the age of making them it was all The Thrills, The Darkness and The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
That mixed CD made me laugh very, very hard XD
P.S.
It’s because we want too.
I feel close to you than ever, mostly because I find comfort in the fact that I wasn’t the only one who liked Hilary Duff back in her playground days.
Every time I reread the part about “asses popping all over the place like popcorn and jiggling belly dancer bellies” I burst into laughter.
I was very into Kelly Clarkson and Maroon 5 in 4th grade. There.
**oops, I meant back in MY playground days. But honestly, doesn’t it make sense both ways?
Ahahaha, wow how times change eh?
I’m pretty sure the song by the Gorillaz your talking about is “Feel Good Inc” I still really like that song
And Hailey is his daughter I think. :\
I’m trying to remember what I listened to in grade school but I can’t. It’s probably because everything was in chinese so :X
S.H.E was a big Chinese/Taiwanese band I remember listening to but that’s it.
The short haired one irked me a little, though.